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These days you could say I mostly spend time studying and writing. Formerly an IT techie... I'm Australian born and nationality, UK raised and resident. I went to school at RGS, Guildford, Surrey, UK, briefly attended Imperial College, London, and studied IT at NESCOT, Surrey. I mainly write about boats and railways. In IT Identity Management, Networks and Infrastructure were my chief thing, although I do a reasonable web site (of the simple, fast and functional variety) as well. Out of the office I tend to sail, play music or just sit in front of a PC. The surname is French in origin.
Here's some thoughts on ways I've passed the time. I seem to rotate three main pastimes, with emphasis on a different main hobby for four or five years at a time, then switch to the next one in the cycle.
Musically I mainly play Bass guitar (an exceptionally nice Tokai
Jazz) with maybe the odd texture on mandolin and anglo concertina,
but not as much as I ought to. I've started playing in an English
Country Dance band. We have two good instrumentalists, a really
excellent caller, and are available for bookings. Contact me! We've
decided to go by the name "Islands of Chaos" which was inspired by a
dance floor in which not every set was quite getting the dance!
I've mainly played around the sort of general borders of
rock/folk/blues/country, but more Anglicana than Americana if you
see what I mean. Dance bands are a particular favourite, and I used
to play with Cup Hill when that was running. Indeed one of the other
players in the current band is also ex Cup Hill. I've also played
contemporary Church Music quite a lot, notably at St. Johns Church,
Woking, Surrey.
"What that awful happy-clappy
stuff?"
Some people might call it that, I don't. I
like good recent music, and I like good older music. I dislike poor
music, and will pontificate at length
on the subject!
I turn out at the casual pub sessions at the Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower in Ashtead.
Also on the theme of traditional dance music and the sessions, I've put together an index of dance tunes we play at the sessions. There are of course a thousand and one such pages, but what makes this a little more unusual is firstly a presentation in which you can choose several tunes in order to play in a set, and secondly that the tunes are also presented in my idiosyncratic and non standard chord charts as well as having the dots presented from abc files.
I also play about with Sonar, Cubase and so on on the PC, more of that below, but don't claim to produce anything special. There's a bit of my programming, bass playing and [shudder] even singing on Simon Barden's "The Men they Couldn't Wash" CD which is a friends only recording for folk who did Spinnakers cruises on the Norfolk Broads. If that means nothing to you don't worry!
Talking of Mr Barden, he's kinda got me into luthiery, and there are various new kit built and home made instruments cluttering up the office! A kit built Dulcimer and semi acoustic bass, a remarkably ugly little centre block six string which was mainly a learning piece, a fairly indescribable six string solid body instrument which is intended as a host for a Shadow midi pickup, another six string based on the Fender 66 body shape as a partner for the beloved Tokai Jazz, and a sort of acoustic Telecaster. Should you be interested in this stuff there are posts and photo albums on Facebook.
Just for a bit of fun, here are three sequenced dance tunes I put together to use as ringtones. FWIW the arrangements are all mine, with obvious Fairport/ Albion/even Pogues influences. Funny how body memory brings stuff back. When I was working up one of the tunes I was trying to work out what the comments in my tune book meant, picked up the bass and played along (having not played the tune for 25 years) and realised... Anyway, for your amusement, Foxhunters Jig (A slip jig, familiar to the Fairport audience), Dingle Regatta (a jig in the Pogues songbook, but utterly unlike their arrangement ), and Swallowtail Jig (the "Autoharp" use is stolen from the Pogues, but I can't remember which track). All Trad arr. Jim Champ ©2015/6. Feel free to borrow for personal use in the unlikely event you feel so inclined!
As it happens those are all jig tunes, one nine time and two six
time, which leads me onto a thought. Why is it contemporary music is
almost entirely stuck in 4/4 time? There's no reason why: Thin
Lizzy, as is not inappropriate for an Irish band, often used six,
nine and twelve time, and I defy anyone to listen to, say, "The Boys
are Back in Town" and say that jig time doesn't rock... And then Joe
Cocker's immortal reworking of "With a Little Help from my Friends"
demonstrates that triple time has soul.
The wonderful Sandy
Denny was not averse to reworking a song into three time either.
Compare the four time original of Silver Threads and Golden Needles
with Sandy's three time version for another great reworking. The
version on the Fotheringay 2 Album is best I think.
Also on the subject of sequenced traditional tunes, here's some more pretentious indulgence. Here are a couple of photo slideshows with incidental music. Firstly Epsom Common: The Coming of the Seasons, a medley of three traditional tunes to a slideshow of photographs of Epsom Common, which I am lucky enough to have close to my back door, and secondly Autumn: Wolven's Lane, which is a Green Lane in the Surrey Hills. The tunes for this one are self penned, in the slightly odd form of a 28bar waltz.
They were by far the most organised and regular gigging of our local bands, playing mostly a Christian Music circuit, but a fair few pubs and things as well. I never played in the band, but was involved with them a bit, especially in their earlier days :- I "produced" and "engineered" their first demo tape when they were still (wonderfully) named "Mervyn Sprocket and the Crankshaft Assembly". Folks who remember them with affection might like to know their music is available for download from singer Martin Day's pages on the band. Standout track IMHO is "The Day In Between" a *wonderful* duet featuring Helen Jayne which I think stands up in any company. The downloads on Martin's site even include that first demo. The cassette Martin copied it from has, I hope, suffered over the years: I don't remember recording that much distortion! Sadly the master tape seems to have disappeared over the years: I bought a second hand tape player to see if I could run off a new copy, but the tape no longer contained what the label said... Shades of the BBC and their old tapes.
I've never danced a single step of Morris, but for a while back in
the 80s there was an associated Barn Dance Band, which I played
electric bass in. Without doubt the most fun band I've ever been in
because the "audience" is there to dance and have fun, not
look cool to their mates, which is the curse of rock audiences...
More of that elsewhere!
Folk
dancing, by the way, is great, I recommend it to everyone. Beecham,
in the notorious quote, which some say he stole, was talking from an
inappropriate orifice, and not for the first time...
Cup Hill Moris have sadly diminished, and the annual May Day dance on Hydon's Ball mainly features Fleur de Lys Ladies' Morris. One of my old Cup Hill mates was the last Squire of East Surrey Morris, who are also in abeyance now.
Doug, Helen's some time manager and husband was another old mate. As well as Salt Solution "Decibels" McKellar also played drums in at least one band I guested in. But from the first time I heard Helen sing it was quite obvious she was in a different league to the rest of us. You can buy Helen's recordings off the site. Give a demo track a listen and if you like the style then get them. Top stuff.
Lead Holler Andy was a mate at a previous office. Its got to be said their brand of balls-forward punk flavoured rock'n'roll isn't normally my style, but they make a bloody good noise, and for whatever my opinion is worth Andy is an exceptional vocalist. Well worth getting out to see, but if your ears are suffering with the years and drummers like mine are then you might want to bring a bit of ear protection because they ain't quiet!
Top rated in my iTunes playlist...
Its been mainly racing Sailing Dinghies. I'm pretty much retired
now, I'm not really physically up to sailing the high performance
boats I like, while I'm simply awful at sailing the boats I could
still handle!
Most recently I very casually sailed a
1970ish (well originally) International Moth, which is profoundly
unsuited to my waistline. Its a sweet little thing though. The most
recent serious toy was an International
Canoe. The Canoe appeals these days because its quick and
interesting but with a relatively modest sail area. The rules have
recently been changed to reduce weight and open up hull design, and
the class is surely the most interesting design proposition in
unballasted racing. The spinnaker equipped AC, on the other hand, is
not my thing at all. (Much) more about sailing on my domain home
page, www.devboats.co.uk/sailing
Some years ago I designed and part built a new boat, intended as a single hander for club sailing in my middle age, and in the past I've been involved with training at my home club Island Barn SC, Molesey, Surrey. I was also involved with the RYA Portsmouth Yardstick Advisory Group.
Although I would never dare call myself a competent photographer, I used to do a lot of very amateur event photography at Island Barn, and a good number of the photos scattered round this text are mine.
I was much involved with the Cherub Class in the past, and have been Class President and founded their website, one of the earliest dinghy class websites, and ran it for some years.
As a (very) expatriate Aussie - some 3 decades in the UK - I consider the major date in the sporting history of the world to have been the 26th September 1983.
I've been known to mess about with motorbicycles, having a particular affection for 60s and 70s Jap light to middleweights. Favourites that I've owned have included the Honda CB72, CB250RSA, Yamaha YDS7 & DT100 and the totally wonderful Honda CB400F. This affection wouldn't prevent me gratefully accepting the gift of (say) a Manx Norton or a 350 Ducati Desmo single however...
I wish I still had the RS - the perfect commuter bike and to my mind
the best 250 Honda ever made, but it was vandalised and destroyed a
few years ago. My current toy/work transport is a Yamaha YBR250.
This isn't, unfortunately, quite a replacement for the beloved
CB250RSA. What with catalytic converters, oil cooler, noise
regulations and goodness knows what, the poor thing is slugged down
to around 21bhp, as opposed to the 26/27 claimed for the old RSA. I
sound as if I've got a down on the thing don't I? Actually I rather
like the little beastie. It's just that its a mistake to think of it
as a 250(!) In my youth a 250 was the smallest bike that you could
realistically mix it up with full speed traffic on motorways and the
like, smaller bikes were really happier away from the 70mph limit.
Things like 175s or 200s were what I guess I'd call urban/suburban
bikes: great in traffic, fine in 50 or 60 limits, but it really
wasn't kind to run them for hours at motorway speed limits. So
really the YBR250 is a successor to things like a CD175 or CB200
Honda, and put in that context its a damn nice bicycle - especially
if you compare it to the rubber swing armed CB200! Don't get me
wrong, it will do 70mph down the motorway if you ask it to, but
there's a definite feeling that its rather hammering the poor thing.
As it was as a suburban/urban bike I bought it, with my eyes open,
so that's just fine.
There's a YDS7 in the garage which has
fairly recently come out of the lockup where its spent the last 30
odd years. Its probably getting restored in a faux race
configuration, although I also have the original bits.
Those who know me or are interested in any of the above can reach me with the link above. Spam, yes, even including SEO spam, is most unwelcome. I'm quite happy with default google page ranking thank you.
GNU Sandy Denny, Clare Pierce, Nigel Maltby, Steve Dyer, Colin Champ, Terry Pratchett
Railway Photos by Jim Champ
Sailing Photos by Jim Champ
Various photos from the last thirty years!